Post here to get banned. (Or maybe win a prize???)

Hello, and welcome to ban roulette v3

The rules are pretty simple.

1. When you post in this thread, you get banned for a random time (between 1 and 14 days)
2. The ban will have a random amount of random properties
3. Here are the ban properties you have to choose from! (Lol you don't get a choice, it's all R4ND0M!!1!!1)
4. Script creation - This will make you loose revenue
5. Script purchasing
6. Script downloading
7. Script reviewing
8. Job creation
9. Job applying
10. User reviewing - This has no effect
11. Forum posting
12. Create appeal

Unban conditions:

1. First you must create an appeal. If you can't because you have a forum ban or are banned from creating appeals, sucks to be you.
2. You must challenge me 1v1 at rocket league or beat hazard.
3. If you do not own either of those games, you must give me the dankest meme you can find. If the meme is not dank enough, your ban will be extended by 1 day.

BUT WAIT THERE MIGHT BE A BENEFIT FROM POSTING HERE THIS TIME

You have a %6.66 chance of NOT getting banned! Instead, you'll test out this new gamemode I've been working on.