HTML Coder/Light Lua Coder/Voice Actor/Audio Designer for Hire
Hello, I am Biariuakbar Allahmajalimashmaj. I am looking to get hired to do light Lua jobs, code MOTD's/loading screens, voice acting/audio designing, and some other stuff that may be related.
HTML Code:
I can code MOTD's that look cool without being too annoying or flashy. I can also code web pages and other stuff. I took an HTML course in highs school but didn't like how it was taught so I learned it myself and ace'd the class. I was also paid by students to help them with coding problems and other stuff. Most of my projects were for entertainment purposes and just to try out some skill.
Project 1 (unfinished): http://elitecoder.x10host.com/loadingscreen1.htm (lower your sound by 40 percent, it may be loud for some people). This is the loading screen for my server. I did not put much work in it because it's not supposed to be professional.
Project 2: http://elitecoder.x10host.com/Project1_Clinton/ (Lower Volume). This project was made as a joke to make my sister mad.
Project 3: http://elitecoder.x10host.com/Project2_TechSupport1/ This was for trolling fake tech supports that wanted to use remote connection.
Some coding things I disabled since they are not supposed to be active right now, that's why some pop ups are not working.
Voice Acting/Audio Design:
I record/edit audio. An example of one that I released was for Sleek Gamers Jailbreak. Doing !openfire (target) would play an audio clip and then killing the target after playing AK gunshots. I can also code ULX commands like that. I do not have any examples uploaded at the moment but I have tons of content on my computer I like to micspam and mess around with.
I am a professional at making loud mic spam audio. For example, a guy was trying to troll on my friends server. He was micspamming music trying to be loud. A lot of audio people consider loud are not loud for my friend and I because my worst projects can still tower over volumes. The guy was clearly using a speaker to help assist with loudness. My friend pulled up one of my old and earlier mic spams and played it to troll the guy. You could hear it echoing in his speakers loudly and he quickly ragequit. I find that hilarious.
I also made a couple songs. One was a parody of the Ice Cube song Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It. I plan on recording a couple more remixes/parodies like that.
Lua Coding:
I have good Lua coding skill but I don't like doing hard projects. I mostly code for DarkRP because I like playing around with stuff and adding stuff for RP use. I edit M9K weapons and make custom ones that are for fun and to be more realistic. I can help make the server more player friendly and organize files better with FTP's.
I do not require payments first on small jobs. I don't charge high prices for voice acting/audio design but it mostly depends on the job. If you wish to hire me. add me on steam. Also do that if you wish to see more examples/projects of my coding/audio/web design. Also, don't forget, If it ain't Allahmajali, it ain't high quality.
You should provide a portfolio for everything. I do not understand why you included the 3 html examples, they are really unprofessional looking and simple.
You are saying that you have good lua coding skills but you don't like hard projects. This makes me feel more like "I know that it is called lua and you can edit it with notepad, but I have no idea what I'm doing".
Last of all you are saying that you are a professional at making loud mic spam audio. You are basically saying that you are a professional in destroying music and audio equipment. As an audio engineer this makes me hate you.
I think you are just a big troll and shouldn't be here, this is a company and not a playground.
ByDJReForat 8th of December 2016 17:53:43
You should provide a portfolio for everything. I do not understand why you included the 3 html examples, they are really unprofessional looking and simple.You are saying that you have good lua coding skills but you don't like hard projects. This makes me feel more like "I know that it is called lua and you can edit it with notepad, but I have no idea what I'm doing".Last of all you are saying that you are a professional at making loud mic spam audio. You are basically saying that you are a professional in destroying music and audio equipment. As an audio engineer this makes me hate you.I think you are just a big troll and shouldn't be here, this is a company and not a playground.
it is, he's just seeing how far he can push until he gets banned or something else.
the images on ur load screen aren't even responsive, what if I wanna join my fav dankrp server on my phone?
I made $$$ with the examples I have shown here. I really don't care much about your opinions. Nothing here is forcing you to put money in my paypal.
ByJoseph S. Habibat 9th of December 2016 00:55:42
I made $$$ with the examples I have shown here. I really don't care much about your opinions. Nothing here is forcing you to put money in my paypal.
Yeah maybe $1.
Get your facts straight. I made a whole $5. That is one blow job from your mom. But sometimes I give X-tra tip 8===================D
ByJoseph S. Habibat 9th of December 2016 05:37:10
Get your facts straight. I made a whole $5. That is one blow job from your mom. But sometimes I give X-tra tip 8===================D
5$ for all of that work on 1 thing? I mean all of it wouldnt even be worth 1.5$ So whoever has paid you anything for the shit you've made have got to be stupid
Give the guy a break, he's an Elite Developer. Proof: He said so himself.
ByJoseph S. Habibat 9th of December 2016 05:37:10
Get your facts straight. I made a whole $5. That is one blow job from your mom. But sometimes I give X-tra tip 8===================D
Haha, so mature, your mum jokes how classic. You're clearly selling yourself. Showing work that looks like a 12 year old made it and behaving like one to. Good luck.
He's above simple jobs tho! I mean really guys, he's way too talented for them. Just last week he hired someone to setup shipments for him.Clearly he just can't be bothered is all. But careful guys, he's really tough.. he's been known to say "after fists it's gunfire" ๐
How is this not closed yet?
Hilarious.
every single one of those HTML projects looks like it was made by a 4 year old who has just done the first couple of lessons on Codecademy and thinks hes an "Elite Developer"
Shit wait you are my bad.
ByprentashaBicepsat 10th of December 2016 18:56:55
every single one of those HTML projects looks like it was made by a 4 year old who has just done the first couple of lessons on Codecademy and thinks hes an "Elite Developer"Shit wait you are my bad.
It's obviously a joke - it's not a dick, don't take it too hard.
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Closing thread. Too much flaming going on from both sides. Those 'projects' are a joke as well.