Customer Support
Introduction
Hello, Content Creators. Do you need someone to ease your frustration? Do you need someone to answer and help your beautiful customers while you're away on your holiday and hope to enjoy your holiday with no one holding you back? Are you tired of the billions of support tickets you get and you just can't handle all of them alone? Do you need a sidekick that will work along side you like a real brother?
Well then, hire me!
I, Mikey Howell, am going strong at 59+ rep, and on a consecutive 5.00 buyer rating, that must mean that i'm incredibly handsome and really good at supporting my fellow customers and their troubles!
What am I asking for?
I am asking for a cut percentage you seem fit, from your script. That's not alot is it? It's totally worth it!
Contact
Add me on steam or just comment on here if you're interested, but remember, before adding me on steam, please a comment on my steam profile first!
End
I wish you hire me to be your Customer Support, I will try my hardest to help you. My goal is to make your customers happy <3. Have a good day~
+1 this guy is this the shit. (He didn't pay me to say this i promise)
Been working with him on a new gamemode, didn't use him for support, but highly recommend it, given his skill set.
10% is a lot tho
ByMikey Howellat 30th of July 2016 02:03:53
Billy, I really love the criticism, I'll lower it down to 5%!
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Hmm do you accept in doing script colaborations? I've made a nice collection of quality models and SWEPS for SF but I can't code for shit
Lol, I can hire an Indian cheaper than you, actually I can hire 10 Indias cheaper than you.
Please put an actual hire me. Not a customer support when you cannot even support an addon you did not create.
How the hell you gonna answer tickets and bug reports all day when you didn't create the addon, I doubt you can figure out how it works. Looked at all the addons you made and they are basic at most.
No offense dog, you aren't worth a 5% to answer like one ticket a day. Lets say 20 people hire you and each person has 100 tickets they need answered in the week.
Each person has made 50$ on their script.
Do some basic math of 2.5 * 20 would be 50$. You need to answer 2000 Tickets in a week, that is about 286 in a day,
That is 1 ticket about every 5 minutes for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
How the hell are you gonna handle that? For 50$?
This whole hire me thread is dumb, you will burn out quickly. Plus those who make well over 100$ on their scripts don't need to hire you because their scripts are good and don't get bugs, hence why they make over 100$
ByNo Originalityat 30th of July 2016 02:50:12
Lol, I can hire an Indian cheaper than you, actually I can hire 10 Indias cheaper than you.Please put an actual hire me. Not a customer support when you cannot even support an addon you did not create.How the hell you gonna answer tickets and bug reports all day when you didn't create the addon, I doubt you can figure out how it works. Looked at all the addons you made and they are basic at most.No offense dog, you aren't worth a 5% to answer like one ticket a day. Lets say 20 people hire you and each person has 100 tickets they need answered in the week.Each person has made 50$ on their script.Do some basic math of 2.5 * 20 would be 50$. You need to answer 2000 Tickets in a week, that is about 286 in a day,That is 1 ticket about every 5 minutes for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.How the hell are you gonna handle that? For 50$?This whole hire me thread is dumb, you will burn out quickly. Plus those who make well over 100$ on their scripts don't need to hire you because their scripts are good and don't get bugs, hence why they make over 100$
Big sellers get more than 1 ticket a day, trust me.
Plus there's a new splitting option for developers. This is a proper hire me thread you're speaking out of your ass.
Edited Along with that, bugs or not you still get SHIT TONS of tickets for installations and stupid questions. The scripts I do support for have 0 bugs unless a gmod update breaks them, yet people still break it themselves cause they configured something wrong, broke it, something.
ByLunaversity แฆat 30th of July 2016 02:52:32
Big sellers get more than 1 ticket a day, trust me.Plus there's a new splitting option for developers. This is a proper hire me thread you're speaking out of your ass.EditedAlong with that, bugs or not you still get SHIT TONS of tickets for installations and stupid questions. The scripts I do support for have 0 bugs unless a gmod update breaks them, yet people still break it themselves cause they configured something wrong, broke it, something.
Why would I want to hire him for 5%.
The guy who made 60 grand ain't gonna give him 3 grand to answer some goddamn tickets.
ByNo Originalityat 30th of July 2016 03:05:06
Why would I want to hire him for 5%.The guy who made 60 grand ain't gonna give him 3 grand to answer some goddamn tickets.
Cause you're not a developer and don't know what it's like to have shit tons of tickets?
I think they would dependent on how much tickets they get 
ByNo Originalityat 30th of July 2016 03:05:06
Why would I want to hire him for 5%.The guy who made 60 grand ain't gonna give him 3 grand to answer some goddamn tickets.
Agreed, I'd rather pay a certain amount monthly or give other benefits.
ByNo Originalityat 30th of July 2016 02:50:12
Lol, I can hire an Indian cheaper than you, actually I can hire 10 Indias cheaper than you.Please put an actual hire me. Not a customer support when you cannot even support an addon you did not create.How the hell you gonna answer tickets and bug reports all day when you didn't create the addon, I doubt you can figure out how it works. Looked at all the addons you made and they are basic at most.No offense dog, you aren't worth a 5% to answer like one ticket a day. Lets say 20 people hire you and each person has 100 tickets they need answered in the week.Each person has made 50$ on their script.Do some basic math of 2.5 * 20 would be 50$. You need to answer 2000 Tickets in a week, that is about 286 in a day,That is 1 ticket about every 5 minutes for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.How the hell are you gonna handle that? For 50$?This whole hire me thread is dumb, you will burn out quickly. Plus those who make well over 100$ on their scripts don't need to hire you because their scripts are good and don't get bugs, hence why they make over 100$
who are you?
ByNo Originalityat 30th of July 2016 02:50:12
Lol, I can hire an Indian cheaper than you, actually I can hire 10 Indias cheaper than you.Please put an actual hire me. Not a customer support when you cannot even support an addon you did not create.How the hell you gonna answer tickets and bug reports all day when you didn't create the addon, I doubt you can figure out how it works. Looked at all the addons you made and they are basic at most.No offense dog, you aren't worth a 5% to answer like one ticket a day. Lets say 20 people hire you and each person has 100 tickets they need answered in the week.Each person has made 50$ on their script.Do some basic math of 2.5 * 20 would be 50$. You need to answer 2000 Tickets in a week, that is about 286 in a day,That is 1 ticket about every 5 minutes for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.How the hell are you gonna handle that? For 50$?This whole hire me thread is dumb, you will burn out quickly. Plus those who make well over 100$ on their scripts don't need to hire you because their scripts are good and don't get bugs, hence why they make over 100$
Too bad you can't hire anyone to do support tickets without scripts ;)
(edited cuz first one was too mean, I was triggered at the time.)
can i actually hire some indians to do support for me though
edit: could they code for me as well???
What if I get 4 tickets a month because my scripts are idiot proof - do you still want a cut and not a flat amount?
ByNo Originalityat 30th of July 2016 14:48:31
Are you serious ?
Why the fuck are you still posting here? He asked an actual question and you respond with that. Let Mikey answer the question how he feels to and stop trying to spark shit. You're not even a content creator so this thread doesn't matter whatsoever to you.
Anyways....
I'd honestly be interested in doing something like this if I'm on vacation or some shit. Maybe even when I get more scripts up ;)
(Excuse my salt please, I'm not normally like this, I promise :D)