Hire me for creating your content (Jobs, Scripts and much more)

Alright, so I'm going to have a lot of fun picking apart your post.

First off, your first image doesn't even link to anything. Regardless, every single image on there is really ambiguous, and could mean anything on said image. Nothing in there is unique, at least from what I've seen on the content side. You didn't make the donation website, nor the actual website, or really anything. So you have no work to back up yourself.

Job Creation

Obviously you failed to read the sticky.

Simple Scripts

Such as?... So far I've seen nothing you've actually made.

Building on the server

What, pay you to come play on the server and just build like normal? Again, such as?...

Simple websites (Such as Enjin etc)

If someone can't setup Enjin, I can't even fathom that they even have a server. It's the simplest tool out there, and if you charge people for that, I highly recommend people ask for a refund. Adding etc after one example? Really? Such as what else? Third time I've had to ask, so you know it's not a good post.

Sound Swep's, Playable guitar or Server Content.

Playable guitar? What, so like Playable Piano? Why not show that off if you actually coded it? Or did you just grab it from the workshop.

Point being, I see nothing here that suggests anyone should hire you, and if you can't even be arsed to post more info why should we be arsed to hire you?

xdd

@Nookyava literally that post made my day soooooo funny!

ByNickolayat 28th of January 2017 21:58:00

This is far from work.

My work:https://gyazo.com/06fce2734db98ab832f3363f3ca7fc5

404 image

https://gyazo.com/ad12a779fc75d6bff117a9bf5165f69a

you put text signs up, congratz?

https://gyazo.com/60cf037e31fc5de414cb814d2fad8df7https://gyazo.com/2edb028ab3587d2b2b9cecc4496e1978

you set up a donation package for the easiest donation system on the market. I don't know why you feel like this is an accomplishment.

https://gyazo.com/20d05001810a0d64a1ed3ba872894142https://gyazo.com/31c8aaf684aa1092569aa37a9fa93524

good job, you put a ton of already made files inside a folder then uploaded them to the workshop, again nothing special your averaged darkrp dev.

Just get this through your head, and anyone else with their special talent: The hire me section is for people who can create content not people who can modify other peoples' work and nothing more, or set up shit aka jobs, forums, donations whatever the fuck, you can find easy guides for example: http://guide.lunaversity.xyz/ there is nothing special about setting up shit, you guys are just flooding up this section for people with real talent and it's really annoying.

What kind of imbecile you have to be to pay for Darkrp Jobs? (Ref. - https://csite.io/tools/gmod-darkrp-job )

Also, there is a diffrence between configuring scripts and making them yourself. A person should not even try to run their own ''community'' if they are not able to do some basic tasks.

ByNookyavaat 29th of January 2017 00:12:08

Alright, so I'm going to have a lot of fun picking apart your post.First off, your first image doesn't even link to anything. Regardless, every single image on there is really ambiguous, and could mean anything on said image.Nothing in there is unique, at least from what I've seen on the content side. You didn't make the donation website, nor the actual website, or really anything. So you have no work to back up yourself.Obviously you failed to read the sticky.Such as?... So far I've seen nothing you've actuallymade.What, pay you to come play on the server and just build like normal? Again, such as?...If someone can't setup Enjin, I can't even fathom that they even have a server. It's the simplest tool out there, and if you charge people for that, I highly recommend people ask for a refund. Adding etc after one example? Really? Such as what else? Third time I've had to ask, so you know it's not a good post.Playable guitar? What, so like Playable Piano? Why not show that off if you actually coded it? Or did you just grab it from the workshop.Point being, I see nothing here that suggests anyone should hire you, and if you can't even be arsed to post more info why should we be arsed to hire you?

**Hi Nookyava, lets start of with that I made a post if anyone needed help, I don't take any kind of payment and I've never applied that I'm neither a professional coder or a good one. As for I said that I can only do simple scripts such as sound swep, which is quite easy to just emit sound and so go on.

Job Creation: Yes, I did not read the sticky, which was wrong.

Simple Scripts: I said simple scripts, I'm not a professional coder or one who are fluent in the coding community, I'm not sure the difference between a script or an addon. When I pointed to simple scripts, I meant a weapon such as sound swep, ship npc or server content.

Building on the server: Pay me? If you've actually read the thread you would see that I don't take payment, I am doing this absolutely free due I have not settled down with any communities.

Simple Websites: Everyone can set up an enjin website, it takes less than a minute. The thing is how you will edit it, to your liking. It's not everyone who has a fantasy, which is why they ask people to do the website, fix the forums, fix the donation page, or simply make it a good looking website. It's a website-builder, almost everyone knows that.

Sound Swep's, Playable guitar or Server Content: Again, I am doing free work, I don't have to show myself what kind of professional coder I am, because I'm not. I've spent probably less than 6 hours in coding. I've grabbed multiple addons from the workshop, reading, learning then making a own original addon.

Again, I'm doing this free. If anyone want professional work, then hire either a professional coder or pay someone else. I can see you are a coder who've released multiple scripts to ScriptFodder, instead of giving just critic to a person who've just started with coding and wish to help others who just want someone to help them out with simple things, maybe you should try to help that person to improve his/her abilities as a new coder. **

ByLunaversity.xyz 💮at 29th of January 2017 02:57:30

This isfarfrom work.404 imageyou put text signs up, congratz?you set up a donation package for theeasiestdonation system on the market.I don't know why you feel like this is an accomplishment.good job, you put a ton of already made files inside a folder then uploaded them to the workshop, again nothing special your averaged darkrp dev.Just get this through your head, and anyone else with theirspecial talent:The hire me section is for people who cancreate contentnot people who can modify other peoples' work and nothing more, or set up shit aka jobs, forums, donations whatever the fuck, you can find easy guides for example: http://guide.lunaversity.xyz/ there is nothing special about setting up shit, you guys are just flooding up this section for people withreal talentand it's really annoying.

** Hi Lunaversity, lets start of with what I've written earlier, I'm not a professional coder, I work for free and I'm interested to help people.

Far from work: It's far from work? I'm not going to be a smart-ass but work is work. I'm interested to help people, making jobs counts as work. Not everyone are interested to spend multiple hours on creating jobs, which is why they seek help from others so they can do it so the person can focus on something else.

Put up signs, congratz?: I had multiple images in a notepad, I grabbed some of them to show my past work as a server-hoster. I'm here to help players with their servers if they are interested, not to code any big scripts?

Donation page: Again... When did I ever say I feel like It's an accomplishment? As I stated before, I'm interested to help people. If they have issues with setting up Prometheus, then I'd be more than happy to help.

I don't modify other's work, as I said earlier, I look at other's scripts and learn from it. A sound swep is one of the most easiest swep you can create, what did you expect?

To be honest, I am most disappointed over people like you, what are you trying to show? That you are special, that you can create better content than others? Yes, you might create better content than me, of course, you probably spent a long time learning coding. I did not, I've just started, so get your head out of your A$$ and do something else or at least, show some respect to those who want to learn more and help others.

To all of you who are either fluent in coding LUA and other languages, and bragging around, giving critic, ask yourself, would you create a thread and do work for free?

Would you spend multiple hours of your day, trying to help others, no, most of you wouldn't. If you was interested to help people, you wouldn't sell scripts for money and brag about it.

If you are going to comment again, then you have a purpose of either helping me to improve or to apologize. Because I'm tired of people who thinks they are better than others, at least that's how you are writing. Many might think they can write whatever they want on the internet, but think of others, how would you feel if you just started of with coding, and wanted to help others with the little knowledge you have, then you get stepped on of others who have been here for a long time and thinks they own the place.

I find it pathetic to be honest.

For the record, I already received multiple messages about help.

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Edited Also for the record, if the swep's I made was useless, then 3,200 wouldn't use the guitar, and 3,600 wouldn't use the sound swep.

I don't see why this thread should exist.

If you expect me not to critique your post, which you posted in the Hire Me section, on ScriptFodder, then you're sorely mistaken.

Go to Facepunch if you want people to help you improve as a developer, or if you want to release things for free without following our rules. Obviously as you stated you didn't read the section's rules, then this thread has no reason to exist.

I've moved it to the archives.