DRM, by Corvezeo
I am Sam. I am Sam. Sam-I-Am.
That Sam-I-Am! That Sam-I-Am! I do not like that Sam-I-Am!
Do you like DRM?
I do not like it, Sam-I-Am. I do not like DRM.
Would you like it here or there?
I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like DRM. I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.
Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?
I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like DRM. I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.
Would you use it in a box? Would you use it with a fox?
Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not use it here or there. I would not use it anywhere. I would not use DRM. I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.
Would you? Could you? In a car? use it! use it! Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like it. You will see. You may like it in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.
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Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not with a goat!
This is why Icefuse is succeeding.
Garbage shitpost, -1. -rep.
I think this corvezeo guy is a bot or something, he should probably get banned immediately.
Ban him from S&box
Idk if I can even call this creative.
Not because it's about how you dislike DRM (because I don't care), but because you literally copied and pasted a fucking Dr. Seuss literature and replaced one word. I'd hope you wouldn't eat DRM either, probably would taste like silicon.
What even is the point of this?
Daily reminder that this is what is implied from posts like this
~ A better DRM than SecureGMod; coming soon to a gmodstore near you. ~
DRM is 90% autistic but bitching about it in some shitty copy/paste post isn't gonna do shit.