gmodstore fan fiction competition
ByTupac Shakurat 28th of June 2017 22:36:58
this is a christian forum, be respectful!
Sorry father John, won't happen again!
I walked up to the vending machine. Damn. Sold out. Dan should really restock. I was trying to get a gun for my next raid. I know, I know, it's pathetic. You're thinking: Why would you get guns out of a vending machine? Quite simple, actually: it's cheap. That's the way things went around here. Machines were the only thing you could trust, for now. Luckily these machines were scattered throughout the city. The hard part was getting around without getting shot, raped, or both. Crime was rampant; the police were either corrupt or nowhere to be found. The mayor did nothing. Things were taking a turn for the worse.
I finally got a gun from a machine that wasn't sold out. I purchased an F2000 and a revolver for about 2k. It's not the best but I'll make it work. I head back to my place. It's a cozy, two bedroom apartment with only one window; it's perfect for planning raids. I used to have a roommate, Marcuz, but there was an accident that happened not too long ago. Whoops.
I get my binoculars and stroll over to the window. I scout for my next target. I generally look for someone with a large amount of money trees, money printers, and/or drugs. I have to weigh the consequences of raiding them: what't the reward? What is the probability that I die? How many people am I going against? These are the questions I always ask.
Not too far in the distance, I spot a potential target. I get all my gear and start to head out. I walk over to the front of the base and I stand there admiring their work. Too bad it won't help. I stand outside for a while, you know, not looking suspicious at all. When the sun starts going down, I get my stuff out. It's time.
I walk up to the first camera. Bang. It's out. Shendow didn't know what hit him. I sneak up to the keypad and take out my Keypad Cracker 9500 Pro. It's a brand new model and I haven't used it yet. I hope it works.
The beep echoed through the empty streets.
Beep Beep. Beep Beep. Beep Beep.
I was in. There was no sign of life around me. It was probably too good to be true. I ended up getting to the very end. I was astonished. I saw nobody, heard nobody. I wasn't going to be stopped! I HAVE WON!
Bang!
A single shot rang out. I dropped to the floor. All I saw was red. I lifted my gun and fired blindly. I heard something, but I don't know who I hit.
Bang!
I felt a sharp pain jolt through my thigh. I started seeing things. My whole life flashed before my eyes.
I saw where I met Marcuz, we were playing in Hobbes' Casino downtown. I saw where I got my first high, it was Mikael's weed that I tried. I saw where I made my first cocaine, sir++ was a great teacher. I saw my first meth lab, EnnX49's ignorance made me blow it up. I saw myself preparing for the hundreds of raids that I have carried out. I saw myself getting greedy and shooting Marcuz for money. I saw myself outside of the base I am at now. I saw myself, lying on the floor, blood pooling around. I saw the light and it was getting brighter.
I was back. Not where I was, but back in a random place in town. I don't remember how I got there; all I remember is who I am, where I live, and what I am supposed to do. I guess I need to start all over again.
And this is how I met your mother.
I just love how this describes every darkrp server. IM crying.
as of dis point you get around $310 worth of shet if u win first place (did stupid maths xd)
My submission.
I will add something to the prize pool: For 1st 2nd and 3rd place i will give Purple Haze and Lithium Printers to winner or person of choice.
here is mine
T'as dit quoi là sur moi fils de pute ? Je vais te faire comprendre que j'ai été diplômé en tant que général dans la marine, et j'ai dirigé de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Qaïda, et j'ai tué plus de 300 soldats. Je suis formé à la guérilla et je suis le meilleur sniper dans toute l'armée française. Pour moi, t'es juste qu'une autre cible. Je vais te démonter ta mère avec une précision jamais vue auparavant, et je pèse mes mots. T'as cru que tu pouvais t'en tirer comme ça en me disant ça sur internet ? Réfléchis bien, connard. Là maintenant je suis en train de contacter mon réseau secret d'espions à travers la France et ton IP est en train d'être tracée alors t'as intérêt à te préparer pour le tonnerre, trou du cul. Le tonnerre qui nique le petit truc pathétique que t'appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort, bâtard. Je peux être partout, à n'importe quel moment, et je peux te tuer de plus de 700 manières différentes, et c'est juste à mains nues. Non seulement je suis extrêmement entraîné dans le combat à mains nues, mais j'ai accès à tout l'armement de l'Armée de l'Eau et je vais l'utiliser à son maximum pour faire disparaître ta misérable tronche du continent entier, petite merde. Si seulement t'avais su la vengeance que ton petit commentaire à la con t'apporterait, alors t'aurais peut être tenu ta langue. Mais tu pouvais pas, tu l'as pas fait, et maintenant t'en payes le prix, petit con. Je vais chier ma rage sur toi et tu vas te noyer dedans. T'es mort, gamin.
ByLapinat 29th of June 2017 08:41:42
here is mineT'as dit quoi là sur moi fils de pute ? Je vais te faire comprendre que j'ai été diplômé en tant que général dans la marine, et j'ai dirigé de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Qaïda, et j'ai tué plus de 300 soldats. Je suis formé à la guérilla et je suis le meilleur sniper dans toute l'armée française. Pour moi, t'es juste qu'une autre cible. Je vais te démonter ta mère avec une précision jamais vue auparavant, et je pèse mes mots. T'as cru que tu pouvais t'en tirer comme ça en me disant ça sur internet ? Réfléchis bien, connard. Là maintenant je suis en train de contacter mon réseau secret d'espions à travers la France et ton IP est en train d'être tracée alors t'as intérêt à te préparer pour le tonnerre, trou du cul. Le tonnerre qui nique le petit truc pathétique que t'appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort, bâtard. Je peux être partout, à n'importe quel moment, et je peux te tuer de plus de 700 manières différentes, et c'est juste à mains nues. Non seulement je suis extrêmement entraîné dans le combat à mains nues, mais j'ai accès à tout l'armement de l'Armée de l'Eau et je vais l'utiliser à son maximum pour faire disparaître ta misérable tronche du continent entier, petite merde. Si seulement t'avais su la vengeance que ton petit commentaire à la con t'apporterait, alors t'aurais peut être tenu ta langue. Mais tu pouvais pas, tu l'as pas fait, et maintenant t'en payes le prix, petit con. Je vais chier ma rage sur toi et tu vas te noyer dedans. T'es mort, gamin.
Didn't read it, but it gave me aids.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold The best fanfic around.
ByMcdonaldlover89at 29th of June 2017 09:14:05
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now, wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is getting pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fire, how about yours?That's the way I like it and I never get boredHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAll that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting starsSomebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?I need to get myself away from this placeI said yep what a conceptI could use a little fuel myselfAnd we could all use a little changeWell, the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't go (go!)You'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldThe best fanfic around.
Hmm at first I thought I'd heard this before then you got to hey now you're an all-star and I realised it must have been my imagination this is some original work, great fan fic!
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: Escape from Sublime :
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_ by GeorgeD11_
My name is Freeman.
From the moment I was born, I remembered I was trained as an assassin.
It was tough, but my master was a stern but just master.
Still, sometimes I would lay awake in bed and hope that one day, I would find my parents and that we could be a family together again. My master told me that if I survive my first mission, he would help me find my parents.
And so I did my first mission (it was easily, it only required me to kill a family of two with a carbomb). And so my master tried to find my parents. But they were already dead.
I realized I was all alone in the world. I was all alone now, I thought back to happier times... ...but it didn't change the fact I was now alone. All alone. All alone except me and my master.
My master's organisation was employed by an illustrious person: Crident. And one day I came back from school. I came into the assassin's farmhouse "Master," I said, "I'm sooo tired of having to go to school. Everyone's a poser there." "Hush, little child," he said, "I have a new mission for you!" "Oooh great!" I said with joy, "I'll get right on it!"
"It is very simple," the master said as he showed me the map of the cave I had to infiltrate. "First, you need to say a passphrase to a guard there. When he says Genesis, you say Give a Man a Fish." "Alright I can do that," I said as I wrote it down. "And then you need to sneak through the hallways, into the kitchen where a maid has prepared a poisonous Wine. "Right, easy," I said. "And then you need to give it to the President, and then it will kill him." "The President?! I said surprised. "Yes, we are contracted to kill the President." "But President Vloxan is a great president!" "Hush little boy. You have been trained as an assassin to kill people. This must be done." "Ok Master," I said in great turmoil. Because the Master didnt know that... in fact.... I was in love with Vloxan And so I prepared my mission. I felt really bad. Vloxan and I had only met each other once. It was at prom-night. I was dressed maginicently. And Vloxan... gosh, now that I think of Vloxan my heart starts beating more rapidly. But anyway, so I met Vloxan there. "Hello," I said. "You look nice," Vloxan said. "THank you, you look great too," I said. "Oh, I don't mean your clothes," Vloxan said, "I mean your soul. I can look into your soul. That's my power. And I see you are unlike anyone else here." "Everyone else here are priks and posers," I said. "Yes, but you're even more special. Maybe... maybe..." Vloxan said. "Maybe what?" I said. I remember my heart beating very rapidly then. "Maybe you fullfill the prophecy!" "The propecy?!" I said with anxienty. "Yes, the propecy. It states that I should mary the person who fulfills the prophecy." "Omygod," I said. "Iknoright!" Vloxan said. "But how do you know who fulfills the prophecy?" "When they have the power of KIcking Ass." Oh gosh, I remember myself thking back then. Master told me never to tell anyone, but I did in fact have KIcking Ass! "I don't know anything about that," I said. "Oh well," said Vloxan, "too bad. Because you, Freeman, you look like exactly the sort of person I'd love to marry." And then the President left.
What will I do now? I thought when I did the things my master told me to. Shall I fulfill my master's obligation, or shall I show Vloxan that I am the one they're destined to marry?
(A/N OMG sooooo romantic!) So I sneaked in and did what the Master told me to do. It was easy.
But when I came to the room with the President, I hesitated. I could not put the poisonous pan galactic gargle blaster down. Vloxan was just too dear to me! I loved Vloxan.
But that moment of doubt became my downfall. As the President turned around and looked me right in the eyes. Freeman?, Vloxan said.
My breath stopped, my heart was about to explode and my eyes welled up. "It's not what you think!" I said. But of course it was what Vloxan thought. I was an assassin. I had to accept it.
"Oh my god, Freeman, not you!" Vloxan cried out. Taers welled up in her eyes and soon they came flooding down her cheek. "Nooooo," the President said, "I LOVED YOU!" (A/N ZOMG swoon Amirite?!) "I LOVE YOU TOO," I cried out while I threw the poisonous white spirit on the floor. "LET'S BE TOGETHER FOR ALWAYS." "OK!" "It is Crident who is behind this assassination!
And so the President told the army to arrest Crident. "I love you so much," said President Vloxan. "I love you too." I said. BLAM BLAM!
I looked down on my chest and saw blood welling up from my chest. "NOOOOOO," said the president! One of the guards had shot me!
Urgh," I said, "HhuuuuuI love you!" "I love you toooo!" said Vloxan and rushed over to me. "I don't want to live without you!!!" "Don't worry, I'll get better..." I said as I felt the life leaving me. "Nooohoooohoooo," said Vloxan "At least I'll die," I said with my last breath, "knowing that someone loved me." "HuhhHUHUHHUH," cried Vloxan.
And that day became known in the country as the Day Of Love, remembering the death of President Vloxan's one true love. Me.
Edited Thought i would make one more towards violence and a story line :)
hope you like it :)
"Does this have anything to do with gmodstore?" Richard replies sarcastically. "Well, theoretically yes, technically no. Do you want the damn sales or no?" "I do marcuz." "Ok then I’ll message you tomorrow."
"Finally, I have him by the balls." Marcuz thinks to himself, Being overwhelmed with his horny behavior.
I fucking died on that last line.
and The pilot lifts off leaving Richard on the doorstep of the gmodstore HQ, otherwise known as Marcuz’s mothers house, his mother isn’t home though.
escape from sublime
nigga you had the opportunity to call it "escape from VIM" but you decided to call it sublime.
ByGeorgeD11at 29th of June 2017 13:29:19
**: Escape from Sublime :**_ by GeorgeD11_My name is Freeman.From the moment I was born, I remembered I was trained as an assassin.It was tough, but my master was a stern but just master.Still, sometimes I would lay awake in bed and hope that one day, I would find my parents and that we could be a family together again. My master told me that if I survive my first mission, he would help me find my parents.And so I did my first mission (it was easily, it only required me to kill a family of two with a carbomb). And so my master tried to find my parents. But they were already dead.I realized I was all alone in the world.I was all alone now, I thought back to happier times......but it didn't change the fact I was now alone. All alone.All alone except me and my master.My master's organisation was employed by an illustrious person: Crident. And one day I came back from school.I came into the assassin's farmhouse"Master," I said, "I'm sooo tired of having to go to school. Everyone's a poser there.""Hush, little child," he said, "I have a new mission for you!""Oooh great!" I said with joy, "I'll get right on it!""It is very simple," the master said as he showed me the map of the cave I had to infiltrate."First, you need to say a passphrase to a guard there. When he says Genesis, you say Give a Man a Fish.""Alright I can do that," I said as I wrote it down."And then you need to sneak through the hallways, into the kitchen where a maid has prepared a poisonous Wine."Right, easy," I said."And then you need to give it to the President, and then it will kill him.""The President?! I said surprised."Yes, we are contracted to kill the President.""But President Vloxan is a great president!""Hush little boy. You have been trained as an assassin to kill people. This must be done.""Ok Master," I said in great turmoil. Because the Master didnt know that... in fact.... I was in love with VloxanAnd so I prepared my mission. I felt really bad. Vloxan and I had only met each other once. It was at prom-night. I was dressed maginicently. And Vloxan... gosh, now that I think of Vloxan my heart starts beating more rapidly.But anyway, so I met Vloxan there."Hello," I said."You look nice," Vloxan said."THank you, you look great too," I said."Oh, I don't mean your clothes," Vloxan said, "I mean your soul. I can look into your soul. That's my power. And I see you are unlike anyone else here.""Everyone else here are priks and posers," I said."Yes, but you're even more special. Maybe... maybe..." Vloxan said."Maybe what?" I said. I remember my heart beating very rapidly then."Maybe you fullfill the prophecy!""The propecy?!" I said with anxienty."Yes, the propecy. It states that I should mary the person who fulfills the prophecy.""Omygod," I said."Iknoright!" Vloxan said."But how do you know who fulfills the prophecy?""When they have the power of KIcking Ass."Oh gosh, I remember myself thking back then. Master told me never to tell anyone, but I did in fact have KIcking Ass!"I don't know anything about that," I said."Oh well," said Vloxan, "too bad. Because you, Freeman, you look like exactly the sort of person I'd love to marry."And then the President left.What will I do now? I thought when I did the things my master told me to.Shall I fulfill my master's obligation, or shall I show Vloxan that I am the one they're destined to marry?(A/N OMG sooooo romantic!)So I sneaked in and did what the Master told me to do. It was easy.But when I came to the room with the President, I hesitated. I could not put the poisonous pan galactic gargle blaster down. Vloxan was just too dear to me! I loved Vloxan.But that moment of doubt became my downfall. As the President turned around and looked me right in the eyes.Freeman?, Vloxan said.My breath stopped, my heart was about to explode and my eyes welled up."It's not what you think!" I said.But of course it was what Vloxan thought. I was an assassin. I had to accept it."Oh my god, Freeman, not you!" Vloxan cried out. Taers welled up in her eyes and soon they came flooding down her cheek."Nooooo," the President said, "I LOVED YOU!" (A/N ZOMGswoonAmirite?!)"I LOVE YOU TOO," I cried out while I threw the poisonous white spirit on the floor."LET'S BE TOGETHER FOR ALWAYS.""OK!""It is Crident who is behind this assassination!And so the President told the army to arrest Crident."I love you so much," said President Vloxan."I love you too." I said.BLAM BLAM!I looked down on my chest and saw blood welling up from my chest."NOOOOOO," said the president!One of the guards had shot me!Urgh," I said, "HhuuuuuI love you!""I love you toooo!" said Vloxan and rushed over to me. "I don't want to live without you!!!""Don't worry, I'll get better..." I said as I felt the life leaving me."Nooohoooohoooo," said Vloxan"At least I'll die," I said with my last breath, "knowing that someone loved me.""HuhhHUHUHHUH," cried Vloxan.And that day became known in the country as the Day Of Love, remembering the death of President Vloxan's one true love. Me.EditedThought i would make one more towards violence and a story line :)hope you like it :)
my heart legit just broke