Job: STALKER Themed Loading Screen

I'm loading to have a loading screen commissioned similar to the STALKER games.

Here's an example video of what it entails

Features;

1. Scaling image
2. Table of "Tips" that randomly change on a timer
3. loading bar tied to GMod loading bar
4. A table image list for the center
5. Above loading bar, show what gmod is doing (Downloading lua files, etc)

No music or anything necessary. Thanks!