gmodstore fan fiction competition

Why are all the fanfics sexual or about love lol

Bytypad 👑at 29th of June 2017 15:51:01

Why are all the fanfics sexual or about love lol

I don't know. I started before we were told it didn't have to be sexual lol

BEcause Good Memes

ByLunaversity.xyz 🌸at 29th of June 2017 08:31:03

u wish this could be photoshop

If I can photoshop it, anyone can. Your screenshot is now void. I still love you tho, dw <3

Or you just CTRL+SHIFT+I. Discord uses Electron.

Decided to include 'some' people from the prizes, no idea why I spent so long on this, don't think it's even good. But considering I wrote scripts/stories at College might as well. Hope you enjoy the images as well, all found below the story. If it's good, I might continue and make a new one.

Handsome Matt's Nightmare

It was a quite and peaceful night in GMod Store, with Handsome Matt setting up his CCTV System to record all through the night, it wasn't until the CCTV System was up and running until he heard moans coming from outside of GMod Store, he tried looking out to see if he could see anything, but all he could see were baguettes in the distance. At first Handsome Matt thought nothing of it, but just in-case he decided to put on some Advanced Kevlar to protect him from what he thinks are baguettes. He then goes to the entrance of GMod Store and checks what he has in his storage, he takes out a Force Field and puts it over GMod Store to protect the base from being leaked on the outside and inside.

After he secured his base from what he thinks baguettes, he goes down some stairs into his basement, as he walks around the corner there's a man called Richard who's on a chair and tied up with duct tape, Handsome Matt makes sure to activate his Cake in the basement making it so Richard couldn't cheat his way out of the tightly secured duct tape, Handsome Matt leaves Richard securely in the basement eating the cake. When Handsome Matt leaves the basement he hears the moans getting louder and louder, he checks outside again, and now he sees what it really is. It's the leakforums army all coming to GMod Store to steal all of Handsome Matt's storage! They're all holding Pocket Fighters in one hand and in the other hand baguettes, all kind of baguettes, as Handsome Matt slowly steps away from his window with the face of happiness he sees all the leakforum army drop their Pocket Fighters. The pocket fighters all start screaming, "Do not resist!".

Handsome Matt quickly skips down to the entrance of GMod Store in his skirt and heels, somehow not falling over! As he gets to the entrance of GMod Store he quickly pulls out one more thing from his storage, and that is a server crash menu! He quickly throws it outside to where the Pocket Fighters are, then suddenly all the pocket fighters start crashing into one another killing each other, a few minutes later the crash menu stops affecting them, and they're back to normal, but only half are left. Handsome Matt only has one other option, he quickly waddles to his bedroom and picks up the phone, he then dials 666-666-666 and says,

"Guys, it's happening, leakforums is taking over GMod Store, we need to fight now!"

Then he quickly smashes down the phone and hangs up, Handsome Matt then quietly hides under his bed as he listens to the baguettes smash through the entrance of GMod Store and all the Pocket Fighters crawling everywhere with there tiny small scattery legs! He hears them every second getting closer and closer. But then suddenly, a helicopter comes in, the helicopter is all sorts of colors from red, green, and pink, on the side of the helicopter it says "DDoS Protection - No Bullshit", the helicopter slowly starts to land in GMod Store to try and save Handsome Matt. The helicopter lands, three large muscly men come stepping out in dark grey suits, all of them holding; SH Mustard Gas; SH Cyro Grenade; and a SH Detector, these men are called, drizzy, Marcuz, and Freemmann. All three start to fight the leakforums army and the Pocket Fighters, but they forgot about someone, they all forgot about Handsome Matt!!

Handsome Matt is under his bed still, hiding, but then his bedroom door slowly opens, some feet slowly come towards the edge of his bed, the man starts to bend down to look under the bed, then suddenly his pokes his head under the bed with the the cheesiest smile ever, to Handsome Matt's surprise it was Richard! Richard grabs hold of Handsome Matt's legs and pulls him out under his bed, with Handsome Matt screaming and crying. Handsome Matt is now on his knees in-front of Richard, Richard slowly peaks in closer for a kiss, but then Handsome Matt wakes up!

It was all a dream, Handsome Matt thought he was being overtaken by leakforums finally, but it was just a ordinary DDoS attack with his friends trying to help stop it. As Handsome Matt lays in his bed with relief in his eyes, he leans over to the left and sees Richard laying next to him, asleep, naked. Handsome Matt screams and quickly sits on top of Richard and puts his hands around Richards neck strangling him, but before he could kill Richard, drizzy, Marcuz, and Freemmann all come in and taze Handsome Matt.

To be continued.

Handsome Matt Skipping:

DDoS Protection Helicopter:

Bymistyisty.proat 29th of June 2017 21:28:52

Decided to include 'some' people from the prizes, no idea why I spent so long on this, don't think it's even good. But considering I wrote scripts/stories at College might as well. Hope you enjoy the images as well, all found below the story. If it's good, I might continue and make a new one.Handsome Matt's NightmareIt was a quite and peaceful night in GMod Store, with Handsome Matt setting up his CCTV System to record all through the night, it wasn't until the CCTV System was up and running until he heard moans coming from outside of GMod Store, he tried looking out to see if he could see anything, but all he could see were baguettes in the distance. At first Handsome Matt thought nothing of it, but just in-case he decided to put on some Advanced Kevlar to protect him from what he thinks are baguettes. He then goes to the entrance of GMod Store and checks what he has in his storage, he takes out a Force Field and puts it over GMod Store to protect the base from being leaked on the outside and inside.After he secured his base from what he thinks baguettes, he goes down some stairs into his basement, as he walks around the corner there's a man called Richard who's on a chair and tied up with duct tape, Handsome Matt makes sure to activate his Cake in the basement making it so Richard couldn't cheat his way out of the tightly secured duct tape, Handsome Matt leaves Richard securely in the basement eating the cake. When Handsome Matt leaves the basement he hears the moans getting louder and louder, he checks outside again, and now he sees what it really is. It's the leakforums army all coming to GMod Store to steal all of Handsome Matt's storage! They're all holding Pocket Fighters in one hand and in the other hand baguettes, all kind of baguettes, as Handsome Matt slowly steps away from his window with the face of happiness he sees all the leakforum army drop their Pocket Fighters. The pocket fighters all start screaming, "Do not resist!".Handsome Matt quickly skips down to the entrance of GMod Store in his skirt and heels, somehow not falling over! As he gets to the entrance of GMod Store he quickly pulls out one more thing from his storage, and that is a server crash menu! He quickly throws it outside to where the Pocket Fighters are, then suddenly all the pocket fighters start crashing into one another killing each other, a few minutes later the crash menu stops affecting them, and they're back to normal, but only half are left. Handsome Matt only has one other option, he quickly waddles to his bedroom and picks up the phone, he then dials 666-666-666 and says,"Guys, it's happening, leakforums is taking over GMod Store, we need to fight now!"Then he quickly smashes down the phone and hangs up, Handsome Matt then quietly hides under his bed as he listens to the baguettes smash through the entrance of GMod Store and all the Pocket Fighters crawling everywhere with there tiny small scattery legs! He hears them every second getting closer and closer. But then suddenly, a helicopter comes in, the helicopter is all sorts of colors from red, green, and pink, on the side of the helicopter it says "DDoS Protection - No Bullshit", the helicopter slowly starts to land in GMod Store to try and save Handsome Matt. The helicopter lands, three large muscly men come stepping out in dark grey suits, all of them holding; SH Mustard Gas; SH Cyro Grenade; and a SH Detector, these men are called, drizzy, Marcuz, and Freemmann. All three start to fight the leakforums army and the Pocket Fighters, but they forgot about someone, they all forgot about Handsome Matt!!Handsome Matt is under his bed still, hiding, but then his bedroom door slowly opens, some feet slowly come towards the edge of his bed, the man starts to bend down to look under the bed, then suddenly his pokes his head under the bed with the the cheesiest smile ever, to Handsome Matt's surprise it was Richard! Richard grabs hold of Handsome Matt's legs and pulls him out under his bed, with Handsome Matt screaming and crying. Handsome Matt is now on his knees in-front of Richard, Richard slowly peaks in closer for a kiss, but then Handsome Matt wakes up!It was all a dream, Handsome Matt thought he was being overtaken by leakforums finally, but it was just a ordinary DDoS attack with his friends trying to help stop it. As Handsome Matt lays in his bed with relief in his eyes, he leans over to the left and sees Richard laying next to him, asleep, naked. Handsome Matt screams and quickly sits on top of Richard and puts his hands around Richards neck strangling him, but before he could kill Richard, drizzy, Marcuz, and Freemmann all come in and taze Handsome Matt.To be continued.Handsome Matt Skipping:DDoS Protection Helicopter:

Well we can all agree this here is the winning spot, its really good! :D

I'm disappointed I wasn't in the story.

By|UDG| The Commanderat 30th of June 2017 09:23:50

I'm disappointed I wasn't in the story.

Yeah I think you weren't in enough, you're quite underdone.

I'll show myself out...

The commander once told a story about how he was living under a rock, he had to manage his life all by himself, he had to shit on a rock, piss on the river, and even eat raw fish, he learned how to live the life of a sasquatch, the commander once found somebody having the same problem in life as him, his name was Ganged, Ganged didn't shit on a rock, he shits on the dead bodies of his enemies, so the commander liked ganged for that, ganged was a really cool villain, Ganged took off to kill humans and animals both tasted good anyways so he didn't care about which creature he killed, he doesn't have taste buds that taste sour and salty, everything was sweet for him even the taste of dicks, Ganged was hiding in a bush to bait his creatures, he grabbed a rabbit and cut it's head off, he drank the blood viciously showing that he is such a monster.

He came back to visit the commander and he brought the rabbit with him, they didn't bother cooking it because they both have no problem with eating shit raw, literally if they found no food they would eat shit, well Ganged doesn't taste sour and salty, so he only tasted sweet, Ganged got diarrhea but it didn't stop him from eating shit to the point, he dug up a basement type of area and filled it with his shit, just incase he didn't find anything to eat, the commander told Ganged to stay away from his shed, but Ganged is too OG and he went inside the shed like a boss, he opened the door and fucked whoever was inside, he then realised he fucked The commander, so he then proceeded to erase his memory but beating his head on a rock, specifically a rock that Ganged shat on.

After the commander woke up, Ganged told him how a bear attacked him and he fell down on his head, also for fun Ganged told The commander that he is a transvestite and that Ganged is his master, The commander like the silly goose he is, he believes him, not because he's a silly goose but because of the fact that Ganged beat his fucking head on a wall till he forgot his own fucking name, so.. Ganged ordered The commander to fuck, so the commander setup his zone and made a [Don't enter] sign just incase somebody comes in, but there was one thing, they both were stranded so why the fuck would somebody come in and see if they're doing the xxx? argh, doesn't matter, so The commander was fucking with Ganged and Ganged heard footsteps, "no way" he said, so he got up and checked to see if someone was outside, he saw a.......... Sasquatch, he said "Thank god it wasn't a human being that has feelings", he then killed the sasquatch and cooked its meat for dinner.

They both finished fucking and so they ate dinner and went to sleep, whilst they are sleeping Mikael knocks on the door and says "Herro? Any booty there?", Ganged like the typical cock he is, he continues sleeping without any fear, The commander then says "fuck off cunt", and they continue sleeping till the next day in which they open the door and see a skeleton, "Wow, I am so lucky" ganged said as he proceeded to crush the bones and put it in a hot pot, he seasoned the pot with pepper and salt, hmm something seems off right? YES, ganged doesn't have taste buds for sour and salt so why the fuck does he put that there? I ask myself cus I am a retard, anyhow Ganged finishes cooking and gives The commander a bowl of soup that contains the crushed bones of mikael, they filled their stomachs with the soup and they went to sleep.

The next day they both get up with arrows in their head, little did they know they're dead.

FIN

ByGangedat 30th of June 2017 13:16:49

The commander once told a story about how he was living under a rock, he had to manage his life all by himself, he had to shit on a rock, piss on the river, and even eat raw fish, he learned how to live the life of a sasquatch, the commander once found somebody having the same problem in life as him, his name was Ganged, Ganged didn't shit on a rock, he shits on the dead bodies of his enemies, so the commander liked ganged for that, ganged was a really cool villain, Ganged took off to kill humans and animals both tasted good anyways so he didn't care about which creature he killed, he doesn't have taste buds that taste sour and salty, everything was sweet for him even the taste of dicks, Ganged was hiding in a bush to bait his creatures, he grabbed a rabbit and cut it's head off, he drank the blood viciously showing that he is such a monster.He came back to visit the commander and he brought the rabbit with him, they didn't bother cooking it because they both have no problem with eating shit raw, literally if they found no food they would eat shit, well Ganged doesn't taste sour and salty, so he only tasted sweet, Ganged got diarrhea but it didn't stop him from eating shit to the point, he dug up a basement type of area and filled it with his shit, just incase he didn't find anything to eat, the commander told Ganged to stay away from his shed, but Ganged is too OG and he went inside the shed like a boss, he opened the door and fucked whoever was inside, he then realised he fucked The commander, so he then proceeded to erase his memory but beating his head on a rock, specifically a rock that Ganged shat on.After the commander woke up, Ganged told him how a bear attacked him and he fell down on his head, also for fun Ganged told The commander that he is a transvestite and that Ganged is his master, The commander like the silly goose he is, he believes him, not because he's a silly goose but because of the fact that Ganged beat his fucking head on a wall till he forgot his own fucking name, so.. Ganged ordered The commander to fuck, so the commander setup his zone and made a [Don't enter] sign just incase somebody comes in, but there was one thing, they both were stranded so why the fuck would somebody come in and see if they're doing the xxx? argh, doesn't matter, so The commander was fucking with Ganged and Ganged heard footsteps, "no way" he said, so he got up and checked to see if someone was outside, he saw a.......... Sasquatch, he said "Thank god it wasn't a human being that has feelings", he then killed the sasquatch and cooked its meat for dinner.They both finished fucking and so they ate dinner and went to sleep, whilst they are sleeping Mikael knocks on the door and says "Herro? Any booty there?", Ganged like the typical cock he is, he continues sleeping without any fear, The commander then says "fuck off cunt", and they continue sleeping till the next day in which they open the door and see a skeleton, "Wow, I am so lucky" ganged said as he proceeded to crush the bones and put it in a hot pot, he seasoned the pot with pepper and salt, hmm something seems off right? YES, ganged doesn't have taste buds for sour and salt so why the fuck does he put that there? I ask myself cus I am a retard, anyhow Ganged finishes cooking and gives The commander a bowl of soup that contains the crushed bones of mikael, they filled their stomachs with the soup and they went to sleep.The next day they both get up with arrows in their head, little did they know they're dead.FIN

The commando*

ByLapinat 30th of June 2017 13:30:51

The commando*

Should be more clear.

You made me double check to make sure his name is the commander.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! JUST WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THE COMMANDO?!?!?!

I keep thinking if this is a joke or something else, maybe a typo, at this moment, ganged is wondering why this person hasn't replied to this comment, he started thinking about other things such as making a comment as long as this for no absolute reason.

OH NO! i dont think ill be able to see the draw on sunday ;-;

Edited Does anyone know how to make the SantosRP Store NPC'S robbable?

if so please hit me up i really need help finishing up! :)

Edited WHoever helps me ill give you the copy of the SantosRP gamemode

Edited Does anyone know how to? please im thirsty to get this NPC robbing thing working! ;-;

Will create The draw tommorow, and let it run until monday. I'll be on the discord when i publish The draw.

Good luck all!

I hope I win lol

ByGangedat 2nd of July 2017 06:04:17

Good luck all!I hope I win lol

Same

ByGangedat 30th of June 2017 13:36:26

Should be more clear.You made me double check to make sure his name is the commander.WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! JUST WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THE COMMANDO?!?!?!I keep thinking if this is a joke or something else, maybe a typo, at this moment, ganged is wondering why this person hasn't replied to this comment, he started thinking about other things such as making a comment as long as this for no absolute reason.

Ignore Lapin, his piss poor baguette French to English can't translate Commander.

I see people participating like crazy. Will be back home this evening. Cant wait to read through it all. Wonder who will win.

"THE DAY I LOST MY GMOD VIRGINITY: VOLUME I"

Now this isn't your average summer love story, it's something more.

You might not know me, but that is NOT what I'm going to talk about. This is the story of Mikael and Freemmaann, two high school students in a really hot summer.

The year was literally the peak of Garry's Mod popularity before going down with the unoriginal content and the hell it is today.

Mikael was quite a simple introvert guy. He didn't have many friends at school, or many friends in general to begin with, so he got to know the online world like no one.

Like any other teenager, Mikael loved spending his day by chilling on Garry's Mod servers. He was fascinated by the endless possibilities of a simple game. Sure, there were kids in every single server, but Mikael had fun. That's when Mikael began to explore more, and more.

But, like any other teenager, Mikael was REALLY curious. And that's exactly when our story takes place.

So on a very hot day, on a DarkRP server, Mikael chose the job "Prostitute" due to his sudden burst of hormones. But, as soon as he switched to Alyx' playermodel, almost EVERYONE in the goddamn fucking server wanted a piece of her... or him!

Mikael was fascinated. He was experiencing a lot of things with a lot of people: furious of typing and holding X to mimic sexy noises in his microphone, his keyboard suddenly was sticky (oh-oh, kinky Mikael!). He noticed he couldn't walk anymore as the keyboard was too dirty, so he announced to all of his new friends that he couldn't have anymore good times, also because he was tired.

But while Mikael was trying to remember the names of the friends to PM the sad news to, he saw a name on the scoreboard he has never seen during his moment of fun.

His name was Freemmaann.

He was the coolest guy on the server. He was quiet, yet intimidating. Oh, and pretty smart, too. A total warlord. A total free man.

Mikael, intimated yet intrigued by his presence, decided to immediately clean his keyboard by throwing soap on it. That didn't work, but at least it was less smelly.

He began contacting him, via /PM. He was really anxious and replied almost instantly to Freemmaann.

Mikael (PM): H-H-Hey... Do you p-play on this server a lot?

Freemmaann (PM): Wha... Why do you ask?

Mikael (PM): Uh... Uh, nothing! >.< I just saw you for the first time! That is all! :3 xD sry

Freemmaann (PM): ok. well yes I do play a lot here, I'm the developer

Mikael (PM): OMG!! Really??!? OwO So Cool! xD

Freemmaann (PM): yh. wanna meet up?

After that final reply, Mikael's heart stopped for a bit. He was shocked. The guy he was admiring, asks HIM out! As if he deserves it! Well, little Mikael, we all deserve good things in life.

Mikael (PM): WTF!!!!!!!!Y3ssssssss!!!!!!!!! Im at the plaza with the fountain xD

Yes, the map was some obscure version of RP_Downtown.

Freemmaann (PM): ok, coming

...

Mikael was so excited. The warlord and developer of the server was really going to meet up AND PLAY with him! Such an opportunity for Mikael to, uhm, explore... Mikael's keyboard was suddenly sticky and stinky again.

It was at that moment that Mikael found out he has ejaculation problems.

Nevertheless, not even half a minute and... Holy shit!

Mikael (text chat): O. M. G.

Freemann (text chat): sup?

Mikael (text chat): is... Is that a ferrari?

Freemann (text chat): why yes it is

Mikael (text chat): SO... F#!?*@ AWZOME!!!!!sry sry I got a little too excited XD >:3

Freemann (text chat): yeah, hehe well, wanna-

Before finishing his sentence, Freemmaann was annoyed by some guy passing by. Or, you know, some kid. Since his voice wasn't really that deep.

The kid began talking to Freemmaann via his microphone, which was notably broken and cheap.

jordancool2008 (voice chat): UHM HEY FREEMINAUDIBLE****INAUDIBLEIS THAT YOU CAINAUDIBLE

Freemmaann (text chat): why yes it is

jordancool2008 (voice chat): HEY FREEMINAUDIBLE****INAUDIBLEIS THAT YOU CAINAUDIBLE

jordancool2008 (voice chat): HEY INAUDIBLE****INAUDIBLEANNNN UHMMM CAN YOU HEAR ME

Freemmaann, knowing that kids never read the motherfucking text chat, grunted and adjusted his stationary microphone (with a huge ass pop filter on it!) and pressed his strong index finger on X.

Mikael's heart was struck by a lightning bolt once again. He was literally paralyzed at hearing his manly, deep voice.

Freemmaann (voice chat): Yes, it is.

jordancool2008 (text chat): ok

Freemmaann (voice chat): Need anything else?

jordancool2008 (voice chat): YES UHMMMMMM ID LIKE TO MAKE A SERVER WHATS THIS MOD CALLED

Freemmaann (voice chat): I think it's called VCMOD Main

jordancool2008 (voice chat): UMMMMMMM OK WAIT A SE-

Five minutes passed. In the meantime, Mikael was so shy and anxious that he didn't talk at all, spending five minutes of pure awkardness while waiting for jordancool2008.

jordancool2008 (voice chat): YOURE A LIAR WHY I CANT FIND IT ON GARRYSMOD

Freemmaann (voice chat): It's sold on a website, ScriptFodder.

jordancool2008 (voice chat): UM OK WHATS THE WEBSITE CALLED

Freemmaann (voice chat): You're kidding right.

jordancool2008 (voice chat): HOW MUCH IS THE MOD DUDE?????

Freemmaann (voice chat): Uhm, it's 19.99$ right now. It's on a sale. But you can pay me in Steam Games if you also buy VCMod ELS.

jordancool2008 stared at Freemmaann for some seconds then disconnected.

Freemmaann (voice chat): Oh, u-uhm... Guess he left. Guess you don't mind if I still keep talking with my voice?

Mikael (text chat): um.. Not at all! XD

Freemmaann (voice chat): Okay, but don't you have a mic?

Mikael didn't know what to answer. He actually had a microphone standing by his mouth, but he's quite scared of Freemmaann, seeing how annoyed he was with that kid. He eventually stopped thinking about it and began typing, trying to make up an excuse on the spot.

He was about to finish his sentence, before Freemmaann saying:

Freemmaann (voice chat): Don't worry, I won't judge.

Mikael was immediately assured by those words. He felt so relaxed and wanted. He started realizing maybe he's feeling more for his new friend.

He immediately did the 'Thumbs up' animation from the Keys' R menu and held X.

Mikael took a deep breath, before saying

Mikael (voice chat): Uh, hi

Mikael's voice was actually quite normal, quite of a typical teenager. You weren't able to just guess that he actually was a weirdo at heart.

So... Freemmaann and Mikael carried on playing on that DarkRP server all day. Mikael was so excited that he barely could talk. His happiness could be felt through his microphone (even though the voice quality in GMod fucking sucks doe, but that'll be another fanfiction)

It's finally midnight, everybody's just messing around and all the admins are too busy masturbating, as to satisfy their physical needs.

Mikael (voice chat): Well, I had a lot of fun today. Thanks for introducing me to DarkRP, sir

Freemmaann (voice chat): light chuckle Don't call me a sir, we're friends I guess

Mikael (voice chat): U-Uhm... R-really?????

Freemmaann (voice chat): Yes, why shouldn't that be.

Mikael (voice chat): I don't know... You're just so smarter than me than.. Oh god, sorry man, forget my paranoia

Freemmaann (voice chat): S'good man. Actually, do you know LUA?

Mikael (voice chat): Uh, yeah... Isn't that your mod?

Freemmaann (voice chat): more audible chuckle Nope, my mod is /not/ LUA. LUA is, you know, programming stuff... Language.

Mikael literally let out a facepalm in real life from the embarassment.

Mikael (voice chat): Oh! Yeah, I know LUA. I was just kidding dude, haha

Freemmaann (voice chat): Alright, explain Hooks then.

Mikael (voice chat): Uhm, Hooks are... You know... Yeah, that stuff... You know Overwatch right?

Freemmaann (voice chat): Yeah, but we aren't talking about Roadhog

Author's note: fuck you Roadhog. Fuck you and your fucking hook. You're fucking OP and buggy as shit. You should be fucking erased from the entire fucking game. kys

Mikael (voice chat): What? What even is Overwatch? I don't think it's even a thing. I meant, you know, those Overwatch guys from Half-Life 2...

Freemmaann (voice chat): You know what? Fuck it, you don't. LUA is a programming language. It's quite easy T-B-H.

Mikael (voice chat): Uhm, sorry. I'm really sorry. I didn't want to offend you so much.

Freemmaann (voice chat): It's OK pal.

Mikael's heartrate went a little too fast after those words once again, before keeping on listening:

Freemmaann (voice chat): Dude I play with some friends on GMod that know LUA, wanna join us? So you can also learn it!

Mikael (text chat (from the embarassment)): ok :P

1:00 AM - Freemmaann invites Mikael over his TeamSpeak server. Mikael is quite nervous, but before he finally decides to smash that "Join Channel" button he gets moved into it by Freemmaann

Masculine yet much deeper voice (TS): who the fuck this

Freemmaann (TS): yo guys

Masculine yet fatter voice (TS): sup

Mikael (TS): H**-**

Masculine yet much deeper voice (TS): WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHO THE FUCK JOINED OUR FUCKING CHANNEL GUYS

Freemmaann (TS): Chillax, M. This is Mikael, a friend of mine. He's quite nice T-B-H.

Masculine yet much deeper voice (TS): Sure. Hi, Michelle.

Masculine yet fatter voice (TS): light chuckle Dude it's Mikae**-**

Masculine yet much deeper voice (TS): Fuck off dude. Seriously.

Freemmaann (TS): Well, guess /SOMEONE/'s that edgy!

Masculine yet much deeper voice (TS): And fuck you too. I'm off to some weed.

Freemmaann (TS): Alright. By the way, how is your donation system going dude?

Masculine yet much deeper voice (TS): It's going well. Also, damn, I just finished watching Prometheus. Good shit

User disconnected from your channel.

Masculine yet fatter voice (TS): Finally, he left.

Masculine yet much deeper voice (TS): What the fuck you saying dude? It's !cake who left. I'm hitting a blunt

Masculine yet fatter voice (TS): Cool. Also hi Mikael. You're a bit shy aren't you?

Mikael (TS): Uh, no sorry I was lagging

The whole channel laughed a bit. It was clear Mikael was really shy when meeting new people.

Time (awkardly) passed by, and Mikael finally got to know every friend of his new friend. The guy with the deeper voice was Marcuz. And while he spoke with a rather edgy tone he was actually good company to have around.

The other guy was Richard: he was the most chill guy in the server. Even if you knew him for like 2 minutes you'd see that he loves to help people.

Richard (TS): Oh wow, it's like 2 AM already

Freemmaann (TS): Yeah, let's chill on some DarkRP?

Mikael loved the idea of playing again with his friend... and other friends, of course. He answered "Sure" in a very calm way, but he was actually blowing out of excitement.

So Mikael, Freemmaann, Richard and Marcuz joined some random DarkRP server and played. Marcuz was muted in the channel.

They kept on playing, doing normal DarkRP stuff... It was 2AM so almost everybody was just chilling and messing around, same for the staff.

User joined your channel.

Richard (TS): New phone who dis?

! (TS): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Marcuz (unmuted) (TS): JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING STOP YELLING CAKE

!cake (TS): Hehehehe. Whatchu guys doin'?

Richard (TS): Nothing much, just relaxing. DarkRP.

!cake (TS): Cool, I'm coming too

And the night went just like that. They watched some YouTube videos in the server's cinema, then just messed around with jobs. They talked about stuff. Mikael got to know cake, he too was chill... maybe too Everything was cool, until...

User joined your channel.

Richard (TS): hey hehe new phone wh--

Thick french accent (TS): AAAAAA BAGUETTE MERDE MERDE! JE T'EMMERDE!!!!!!!!!

Freemmaann (TS): chuckles Lapin what the fuck you doing?

Thick french accent (TS): SOME FUCKING MORCEAU DE MERDE LEAKED MY FUCKING EZ JOBS CREATOR WHAT THE FOUS!!!!

Everybody, Mikael included, laughed in the channel while they all knew he was quite angry. Mikael found him cute, mixing his native language with English.

Then everything went silent.

Thick french accent (TS): Who the fous is Mikaol?

Marcuz (TS): It's Mikael you cunt, take a chill pill

Mikael felt good for a brief while thanks to Marcuz backing him up. Also, why was Marcuz so calm all of a sudden? Might be the effects of weed? Anyway, I say for a brief while, because...

Thick french accent (TS): Well I don't know who the fuck you are, Mikabagguette, but ta mere est UNE PUTE! FUCK!

Richard (TS): Hold on Lapin, let's move out this channel so I can help you?

User left your channel.

Mikael (TS): Well, that wasn't really called fo-

Thick french accent (TS): FUCK YOU MANGE DE LA MERDE VA TE FAIRE MET- User was moved out of your channel

The thick french accent voice was called Lapin: he was a french dude, and while he was quite hot-headed sometimes he was pretty darn smart. The two left the channel to solve the issue.

Marcuz (TS): What a dumb cunt.

Freemmaann (TS): LOL

Mikael (TS): Yeah, haha

Freemmaann (TS): Sorry for that Mikael. Hope he hasn't offended you!

Mikael was so happy that somebody cared whether he got hurt or not. He never felt so many positive emotions in his life, all in such a short timelapse.

Mikael (TS): Haha no it's alright, really.. I mean I've heard worse...

Total silence for like ten seconds. What did you do wrong, Mikael?

Marcuz (TS): Hey, Mikael

The curious boy got a bit intimidated after Marcuz' sudden really serious tone, so he let out a really weak "Ye-?"

Marcuz (TS): Sorry for asking this, but... How's your life?

What the fuck does that even mean? Our protagonist didn't really know what to answer, so there goes another awkard silence again, interrupted by Marcuz.

Marcuz (TS): I mean, your social life.

Marcuz (TS): Relationships.

Oh shit! What are you going to answer, Mikael? Are you going to just lie and admit that you really have no one to cuddle with, or...

Mikael (TS): Why are you asking me that?

You're a professional at making things more awkard, Mikael! Keep going at it! Oh, and keep in mind the relaxing music is still on, so...

Marcuz (TS): exhales smoke Nothing. Conversation. Don't get too triggered man...

Oh, now Mikael is feeling bad for making Marcuz think he somehow got offended. He actually gets asked that quite a lot. Better fix this, 'cause you dun fucked up.

Mikael (TS): I mean, no... I d-don't h-have any friends...

Marcuz (TS): chuckles just a bit Was it that hard? Come on, no one judges here.

Mikael (TS): Well, that Lapin guy made me feel a bit in danger...

Freemmaann (TS): Don't worry about him, he's actually OK. I mean, when he isn't angry, haha

Freemmaann (TS): So, were you saying?

Mikael (TS): I was saying, I'm not into any relationship currently, that's it.

Our DJ, !cake, switches the background music to a more romantic, passionate one.

Freemmaann (TS): Well how about--

Mikael (TS): How about what?

Mikael (TS): Dude, you there?

Mikael (TS): Hello?

Connection lost.

Well shit. How can they talk now? Will the server ever be back up?

Wait, did he crash? Nope he didn't, he's still on the server. Wait, is Freemmaann still in the server? There he is!

Freemmaann (text chat): yo

Mikael (text chat): did u crash too

Freemmaann (text chat): ye i guess

Freemmaann (text chat): apparently lapin ddosed the fucking server lmfao

Mikael (text chat): What the fuck??xD

Freemmaann (text chat): yh he was quite angry for the leak..,well i can understand him

Mikael (text chat): What's a leak?

Freemmaann (text chat): well

Freemmaann (voice chat): Like, the LUA script you're selling gets uploaded everywhere for free by some asshole. And there's no point in purchasing it if it's available for free you know

Mikael (text chat): Oh yeah, poor guy

Mikael (text chat): Btw, what were you saying? B4 the crash I mean

Freemmaann (voice chat): If you, uhm, wanted to try... Having a relationship...

It's weird, but anytime Freemmaann teases him so hard Mikael gets so anxious... And passionate...

Mikael (voice chat): I don't know what you're talking about

The two stared into each other's eyes for a while: they could feel each other's emotion, and temptations...

Mikael switched to the 'Prostitute' job once again.

Mikael (voice chat): I, seriously, really don't know what you're talking about

The temptations were real. It was time to let some steam off. They kissed each other passionately: well, as much as they could, because they weren't doing any better than crouching in front of each other and doing sexy noises (like this).

Oh god, so sexy. It was like the first time for Mikael (well, he fucked other guys in the same day). After a while through the foreplay Mikael, just like any boy of his age, was hit by a sudden strike of emotions: both happy and sad.

"Wait, wait" said Mikael, distancing himself abruptly while Freemmaann was trying to make the next move. "What day is it? I-I want to remember..."

"Remember what?" while trying to go at it with the neck kisses.

"The day I lost my GMOD virginity." tried to say Mikael with an exhausted breath, this time accepting the neck kisses.

"July the 2nd man, happy birthday"

"Oh my god, how did you know that?"

"Just shut the fuck up and, uh, enjoy the moment man"

So the foreplay finally ends; both partner were really experienced already. The two take off their parents when Freemmaann whispers to his ear:

"Hey, wanna do it in my car? It's VCMod Main. Deep shit."

The newly-founded couple immediately rushed to their car... which was to the other side of their map, so they were seen running around with their parents off.

They entered immediately and resumed their intimate moment almost instantly.

"P-Prepare breath your a-ashop 2..."

"A-what?"

"I-I mean, asshole... I d-don't wanna hurt you, you know"

"It's good... Dude. Like, I already sold my ass for this stupid vehicle mod. Uh, let's just say this: don't talk during sex, alright?"

Mikael simply nodded.

"Alright, dude... exhales go."

Mikael couldn't stop smiling and inserted his erect dick into Freemmaann's pooopoo, which was already lubricated somehow. And quite smelly.

"Sorry for the smell, hehe, but at least I am lubricated. Some hobo threw liquid shit at my ass while going for the car before."

Mikael grunted and nodded. It was time to thrust it in and out. Oh god, the joy. He's never reached this point before, even with the giant gangbang in the morning. Freemmaann felt quite good too, at having his butthole stretched so hard.

"H-Hey. Keep going, don't worry if I get hurt, it's fine"

Mikael tried to say "Yes" in a super-spicy-hot tone but he failed so hard that he only let out a really weak one. To compensate for this and show off his manhood, he grunted so hard the whole server heard him.

The sound of a car can be heard approaching the place. Freemmaann tries to dress up again quickly but is stopped by Mikael, who keeps going at it. Two men get off the car, their faces not clearly visible yet.

"Hey... Fuck... Off... Guys!" yelled Mikael, who just was fully immersed in the moment.

"Well, this is awkard as fuck. Didn't know you were in that sort of thing, F." said Marcuz.

"Oh god, just let me do my thing in peace. Don't you guys have, like, donation systems and HUD's to do..." whispered the muscle-macho man because it was just too much.

Romantic, sexy background music fading in can be heard from distance.

"Let's join them, Marcuz" said Richard, somehow convincing Marcuz at first glance.

"Sure"

More fun for everybody! The two join Freemmaann's ass, all while !cake awkardly stands there micspamming love stuff from Spotify the whole time. So much pleasure for Freemmaann, who still had a bugbait in his hands from before, and tried to jerk off his own dick with it.

After five minutes, the silence (well, actually it was a lot of man grunts) is broken by our boy Mikael, who yells

"I-I AM CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And goes way faster inside Freemmaann's butthole. As he does that, thick french yells arrive on the spot.

"CONNARDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! TROU DU CUL!! FILS DE PUTE!!!!!!!"

Oh shit, it's our boy Lapin: he looks quite angry, too. The five ignored him because they were too busy caught in the moment of shared pleasure.

"FUCK YOU MIKAEL YOU CHIEN!!! ENFOIRÉ!!!!!!!!" screamed Lapin, as he suddenly puts out a baguette in his hands and sticks it up so hard to Mikael's ass, right as he cums inside his boyfriend's ass. Maybe it was to try and inflict Mikael pain, but Mikael actually enjoyed it. From then on it's pure mistery.

"Best birthday ever."

Time after time, the gang of six split up and just carried on creating and selling scripts on GmodStore. They still hit each other up every once in a while, but they'll never forget that gay orgy on that special day.

"THE DAY I LOST MY GMOD VIRGINITY: VOLUME I" a story by Postino, 2017

Thanks for reading!

Good luck to everyone else.

Without me ofcs xd